Saturday 25 September 2010

Idealology

Follow This.

Follow God Follow Mum Follow Dad Follow Brother Follow Sister Follow Teacher Follow Boss Follow Friend Follow Girlfriend Follow Boyfriend Follow Law Follow TV Follow Radio Follow Billboard Follow GPS Follow Magazine Follow Arrows Follow Guides Follow Fashion Follow Them

Now follow your fucking Brain.

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Things to (do to make customer) buy:

1) Bulk-order a low costing, raw commodity and ‘add value’
2) Hire an ‘innovative’ (i.e. ‘ruthless’) businessman who designs a figure to parallel ‘Tony the Tiger’
3) Prise your way into the family home and kidnap children’s minds
4) Encourage them to influence peers
5) Abuse parent’s love for the kids and guilt them into spending money
6) Let everyone believe we are who we say we are

I walk unsuspectingly into an ocean of promises which are portrayed so attractively in their perfect packaging so beautifully crafted to craft my will-be-beautiful thoughts. So many offers to help me save money (so many ways to sell my soul).

Buy 1 get 1 free on happy families when you buy this box of ‘Kellogg’s Corn Flakes’.

Spend £3 on bifidus digestivum for a digestive problem you never noticed until the advert and get a free, completely unrelated product

50% off a deodorant that makes you ‘The Sex’

...Empty wallet. Open your eyes.

Thank you for shopping at the 'Dreams Supermarket'. The place where you’re told you need pointless crap to become happy.

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'The people who truly deface our neighbourhoods are the companies that scrawl their giant slogans across buildings and buses trying to make us feel inadequate unless we buy their stuff...Well, they started this fight and the wall is the weapon of choice to hit them back.' - Banksy

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